Rug Doctor

Person who passes out after a night of drinking and uses your floor as a toilet.

Where did that stain come from? The Rug Doctor was here last night.

by Myrick Rd April 13, 2009

Rump Rug

The hair on woman's ass, especially when it is surprisingly prominent, thick, or coarse.

Dude, how gross is that? We're going at it and I flip her over to plow the back 40, and she's got a total rump rug! Hair right up to her waistline!

by cubswin60611 August 4, 2010

Rug Hut Bitch

Rug- walked all over, feet have been on it. DIRTY!
Hut- not cleaned, spider webs, spiders. DIRTY!
So therefore a Rug Hut Bitch is a dirty bitch.

A mean person. A dirty personality.

“She’s a rug hut bitch”

by Audreyjane January 26, 2020

snug as a bug in a rug

When someone gets in a very confortable and safe position or place.
usually used to define in a funny way when the kid feels great laying in a bed to sleep.

little Annie is in bed, she's snug as a bug in a rug.

by Lliliany March 5, 2007

Cut some rug

Variation of "cut a rug" (i.e. 'to dance enthusiastically') - a term that became popular jargon in the 1920s.

The basis for the phrase comes from wear created by over-use of (by dancing on) an area of carpet.

Used in The Blutones' song 'Cut Some Rug' (You say I can talk to you anytime, Though I just wanna cut some rug).

This is a great song! Wanna get up and cut some rug?

by Wizzzzo October 4, 2010

mississippi rug burn

synonym/slang for SYPHILIS.

"Damn, Zeke got the Mississippi Rug Burn somethin' fierce."

by Vlad the Impaler March 23, 2005

Rug muncher

A fully grown man who just can not grow a beard, this is because he actually munches on carpet so his face is smooth as a whores cunt.

" Christ look at scott he must actually be a Rug muncher to be that smooth of face!"

"yeah what a cunt!"

by Scottt jackson October 21, 2007