Crystal River Credit Card

Anything used to break into a home, vehicle, or business. ussualy a pair of bolt cutters, a slim jim, brick, or screwdriver.

The bike I wanted was chained to a post, good thing I brought my Crystal River Credit Card because now the bike is mine.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

Mad River Glen

Sweetest skiing destination this side of the Alps. Real mountain for real skiers looking to shred. Rocks and grass poke through the sweet white stuff just because it's more hardcore that way. Doesn't allow boarders because they ruin good snow.

Vermont's getting dumped on? Let's hit up Mad River Glen, no better turns to be had anywhere.

by frbrd March 6, 2011

joan rivers

A person that judges everebody and thinks that she is perfect, but is actually fake as can be.

Dude 1: "She judges everyone!". Dude 2: "Well what did you expect, she's a total Joan Rivers".

by LoonyLana March 18, 2013

riveros

Riveros (pronounced Rive-Ross) is the definition of a cute, portly latino. He loves making fun of the bipolar kid in the group. He may even kiss you.

Have you met Edgar?
Yeah, he's a total Riveros.

by MegaMaggotMRH April 6, 2015

bum river

After suffering from bum dew for a prolonged period, a small stream or river can form, know as a bum river. Light coloured trousers (pants if you're American) should be avoided.

A bum river can sometimes be seen on leather car seats on a hot day or when a lard arse (somebody who regularly attends weight watchers and McDonalds) attempts to exercise.

by TW_h900 December 14, 2008

Apple River

1. (n.) {Origin: English, ~1970(?)} A place in Western Wisconsin that epitomizes and showcases the fancies of (primarily) white people from rural American upbringing. Mostly, activities are centered around floating down the river on old inner tubes with coolers that start filled with beer and end up empty.

2. (n.) A place parents sometimes mistakenly bring their families on a weekend in mid-summer.

3. (adj.) {Origin: English, 2008} Used to describe activities, events, or people deemed unsophisticated and/or unbecoming of a person with any shred of decency or self-respect. (see also: redneck, white trash)

1. "We ran out of beer half-way down the Apple River last weekend, and then I peed on Ben while he was passed out."

2. "I saw my first male genitalia when I was 10 years old because my parents brought me to the Apple River."

3. "That was sooooo Apple River when Bill shotgunned that Old Milwaukee and threw up in the microwave."

by Minnesota Mike October 10, 2008

down by the river

Awesome song by Neil Young with one of the greatest guitar solos I have ever heard.

If you need proof that Neil Young is one of the greatest guitarists, listen to Down by the River.

by Blake February 8, 2005