low ready

The state between completely flaccid and erect, typically entered after seeing someone attractive.

Dude, Stacy put me in low ready.

by JerimiahCheslton June 12, 2022

brushed and ready

Still down to talk after you brushed your teeth

You brushed and ready?

by The Real Freak January 20, 2018

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

Go jim. Be ready when soup comes.

A phrase used when someone refers to going to the gym, mentioned the gym, or otherwise talks about working out. It is nonsensical, and serves to simply confuse the gymbro talking about the gym

Chad: “bruh, I hit a pr wit my deadlifts today”
Dylan: “go jim. Be ready when soup comes.”

by Thattallgirl October 8, 2022

Drop ready

Floaters that exist in clouds of life that drop as theirselves and touch ground in there original mature form as the eternal soul of eternal life and live in there one body to pleasure and help all life headed towards forever. Never will drop ready life be able to live to hurt or be able to do worthless scary things to any life . Allways able with drop ready pieces to remember forever what you are and where you need to go and every infinite direction that leads to attractiveness.

Drop ready life comes down to earth to further it's existence and pleasurable purposes including all things from a very slight dislike infinitely to higher and better meanings forever above and forever pleasure 1 to imfinity

by Step all over da space April 25, 2022

are you ready for ze new world order?

are you ready for ze new world order?

Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Hahahahahahaha!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
World Economic Forum twenty twenty-three!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You vill own nothing und be happy!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You have given all of your power to me!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Because you are too afraid to live free!
Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: humanity!
Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!
Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!
Mwhahahahahaha!

by newworldorder2025 November 7, 2025

money ready

when u got the money to pay the plug

stoner: yo bro can i get an 8th?
plug: yo for sure, i’ll be there in 10 make sure you’re money ready

stoner: bett

by lhbkjnjhbuygthjmnhcfgy8 August 19, 2023