Cuddle Puddle 

A cuddle puddle is when 3 or more people and 1 or more animals cuddle anywhere and everywhere. It is a lot like spooning.

One day Megan was playing MW3 cuddling with Zyla when the other Megan came home and began to cuddle with her and Zyla, then Otis the cat decided to come join, meow. Soon after Korey walked in and said "Let's make this a cuddle puddle ladies!" and joined into the puddle of cuddle.

(i.e. this is not an orgy... yet)

Cuddle Puddle by Pussy_Power69 December 16, 2011

Puddlemum

A mother resembling a puddle.

Ha look at you, you've got a puddlemum

Puddlemum by vioStyle January 7, 2009

Puddle Drinker 

One who replenishes their thirst with leftover rainfall which has landed on ground.

That Phil McFivenames is a puddle drinker.

Puddle Drinker by Puddle-Drinker-Anonymous June 24, 2017

puddle head 

Someone with a head full of puddles and nothing else.

You puddle head!

puddle head by TheDon March 5, 2004

Puddles 

the liquid mass, right before the beauty gass exits the pipe and destroys your lungs

I smoked many puddles before I walked in the room and said blahahlo.

Puddles by Doop master Flash November 14, 2003

puddlefuck 

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

puddlefuck by Brekk December 14, 2008

puddletapper 

when you fuck a fat chick from behind, and watch her backfat ripple like a puddle would.

while digging up dirt on our deceased friend, we found out that he was a puddletapper!

puddletapper by Daequon November 2, 2008