pseudo valentines day

A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.

The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness

by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018

pseudo pit

a fake mosh pit. very weak with no proper moshing happening.

oli: dude, you see that mosh pit last night at the suicide silence gig?
matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!

by eloisepr June 10, 2016

Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy

People who overly analyze words, products, philosophies way more than they should and to the point where it gets out of hand and most of the people don't even get why it is and what is happening.

Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.

Friend 1: Hey man, look at this painting, it's so deep and awesome!

Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it

Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---

Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...

Friend: Huh?

Me: Nothing...

by ashxashxashx January 13, 2022

Pseudo-UWP

Software which is supposedly designed for the “Universal Windows Platform” but is actually just a standard win32 program.

I was trying to run WhatsApp on my Xbox but then realized that it’s a pseudo-UWP application.

by Mr. IPTV the II January 27, 2025

Pseudo relationship

When 2 people develop a partner like relationship because of perfect personal chemistry, they act like a married couple or like lovers everywhere except in bed. One of the 2 people are not attracted to the other because of physical appearance and when the one who is interested finds out the other one thinks he/she is to ugly they go trough a pseudo divorce and have the relationship of a divorced couple.

Oh look at Ken and Dolly they are like made for each other! Aren't they?
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.

I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.

by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017

Pseudo Anal

The process of defecating in one’s mouth and then proceeding to have oral sex.

Richie said she let him Pseudo Anal her last night.

by Hogknobber October 25, 2024

Pseudo-Punctual

Being Pseudo-Punctual, or participating in Pseudo-Punctuality ( similar to Pseudo-Productive/Pseudo-Productivity) is the act of arriving to a location. or completing a task on time, at the expensive of skipping other important priorities.

E.G. You arrive to work on time, but did so at the expense of skipping your morning routine; Not brushing your teeth, showering, styling your hair, or eating breakfast. This would be defined as Pseudo-Punctual since you did not wake up on time to complete your morning routine before arriving to work.

"You're so punctual! How do you always get to work on time?"

"Don't be fooled, it's just pseudo-punctuality. I only had coffee for breakfast this morning!"

by NizariahP January 25, 2025