pontius

someone that comes from the pontus region in greece

slang for dumb or stupid

*two people on facetime*
person 1: bruh i cant find my phonem
person 2: you’re pontius you’re literally holding it

by your.average.dabi.simp May 29, 2022

Ponted

following (PONT) Peopled Out Nap Time- A phrase to mean your energy level to give time to people is exhausted and expired; you need sleep because of it.

"I am ponted."

by Tsithema June 4, 2022

Pontera

The bridge to a better retirement for millions of Americans. Pontera enables financial advisors to manage and trade clients' held away accounts.

Financial advisors help clients reach a better retirement by managing held away accounts through Pontera.

by retirement saver June 21, 2022

Pontoon Boat

A boat that old people usually drive.

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!

by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022

Ponticelli

A German wannabe Italian, who masters Cheese everyday, their names are probably Daniel

Ahmed : Where are your ancestors from ?

Daniel : They are Bavarians, they mastered cheese back then, so they names themselves Ponticelli

by Koris69 August 1, 2022

Ponticelli

A surname to define a wannabe Italian

Ahmed : Hi Ponticelli, do you consider yourself Italian?
Daniel : Yeah, Sicilian

Ahmed : Is it where your ancestors are from?
Daniel : No, they are Bavarian

by Koris69 August 1, 2022

Pontdrone

The act of talking nonstop while claiming you are not stalling in a stream of Final Fantasy XIV. Generally this occurs for 2-3 hours in length.

"Hey you want to watch that one streamer we like so much?"
"I don't have time to listen to a Pontdrone today as I have to have a root canal"

Also
"This teacher is Pontdroning on and on and on"

by acaDamien August 9, 2022