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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody into, according to movies.
He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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popsicle factory

Another name for a place that the mentally challenged are housed.
Joe: Hey Bill, have you seen Lucas?
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."
by LXI483 January 30, 2023
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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Joel and Saïd had a rough German Popsicle session last night.
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
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lazy popsicle

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
by theguywiththesmallpeen August 21, 2022
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octo tridimensional popsicle stick

An utterly despicable insult to one’s body image. To call someone a new universal insult to add salt to the wound
You built like an octo tridimensional popsicle stick
by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024
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Alaskan Popsicle

When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle
Yeah Sarah had my Alaskan Popsicle last night.
by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025
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Coconut Popsicle

"when i suck dick, i just pretend its a coconut Popsicle"
by 69forfree April 21, 2019
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