Clumsy, silly, stupid behavior that's not befitting (or uncharacteristic) of you and anyone else you know.
by Sexydimma July 9, 2022
Get the pötziche behavior mug.The platonic/queerplatonic equivalent of marriage. To engage in plottage is to "plotty," doing plottage is "plottying," and having entered a plottage is "plottied." Since some friends are incredibly close and the line between platonic (just close friends) and queerplatonic (blurring the lines between romantic and platonic social norms often to the extent of prioritizing a non-romantic relationship as much or more than a romantic one) is often blurry, either friends or queerplatonic partners can get plottied, and it's okay if the partners plottying call their relationship different things so long as they've both/all agreed to it.
Plottage is not necessarily monogamous, although it absolutely can be, and plottage ceremonies can come in all shapes and sizes. They can be large affairs or intimate little "elopements," just like with weddings, and like with weddings, the focus of a plottage ceremony is for the bonding people to express their love and potentially lifelong commitment to each other, with the difference being that they're not romantic. Just like with marriage, plottages can end in divorce (called breakups) or death (resulting in widowhood).
The people participating in a plottage can be called "plotmates," although they can call themselves and each other whatever they please.
Plottage is not necessarily monogamous, although it absolutely can be, and plottage ceremonies can come in all shapes and sizes. They can be large affairs or intimate little "elopements," just like with weddings, and like with weddings, the focus of a plottage ceremony is for the bonding people to express their love and potentially lifelong commitment to each other, with the difference being that they're not romantic. Just like with marriage, plottages can end in divorce (called breakups) or death (resulting in widowhood).
The people participating in a plottage can be called "plotmates," although they can call themselves and each other whatever they please.
Claire: My mother told me to wait until plottage before so much as high-fiving Jason!
Monica: That's bunk! Me and my plotmate have been plottied nineteen years and we certainly didn't wait!
Claire: I may have agreed to plotty Jason just so I can touch him! Do you think plottying him is a bad idea?
Monica: Just be glad it's not legally binding!
Claire: About that–
Monica: Jeepers Cripes, Claire!
Monica: That's bunk! Me and my plotmate have been plottied nineteen years and we certainly didn't wait!
Claire: I may have agreed to plotty Jason just so I can touch him! Do you think plottying him is a bad idea?
Monica: Just be glad it's not legally binding!
Claire: About that–
Monica: Jeepers Cripes, Claire!
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A character being killed in an anticlimactic way because the plot demands it. The polar opposite of plot armor, where a character survives despite all odds because the plot demands it. Also known as dropped a bridge on him.
Person 1: How did a horde of rotting corpses manage to take out an army of heavily armed soldiers?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
Get the Plot Sword mug.A term used in Rizzology meaning : to successfully complete a mission or a goal with a girl by a underlying factor that stands to peak her interest in y’all advancing
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by Kainhorn December 8, 2022
Get the Plätzchen mug.Plotched.. Drunk, rambles blah blah blah , oh shiny look at that. 14 topics in 35 seconds then back to the original.
Plotched.. Someone who keeps talking, will switch topics multiple times quickly, and go right back to the original topic like nothing happened just like a squirrel who saw something shiny
by Odie11804 December 16, 2022
Get the Plotched mug.Plot vortex is the phenomenon of playing in a role playing game, resists getting caught up in the plot, but does anyway, because otherwise you’re stuck in the bar, drowning your sorrows in a cuppa, watching dreams of adventure slip from your grasp.
Carolina decided to give up her successful psychologist-to-the-stars practice to tumble into the PLOT VORTEX and oppose the NSA and enable the escape of the schizophrenic hacker, obsessed with following the instructions in their head to build an alien tech robot with artificial intelligence.
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