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Pinching Off a Loaf

To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.

This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.
Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*
A very thin joint rolled for the purpose of solo smoking, so as not to waste weed.
"I think I'm just going to roll a pincher and take a walk down to the river."
pincher by Johnny Smoke July 30, 2008

Pinchot Inferno 

The 4th floor of the all male Pinchot Dorm located at the Pennsylvania State University. These hooligans wreaked havoc all across the dorm with excessive drinking, fireworks, drunken shenanigans, a ton of illegal substances, as well as numerous arrests. The inferno residents can not be matched. Nicknamed "the inferno" it is well known across all of campus and many people love to party in the inferno. The inferno is home to the sacred futon where many ladies have visited and had a pleasurable experience. Also residing in the inferno is the infamous "Mitch". Mitch is loved by all inferno members and all who dare enter the inferno.
Nicole C is an inferno bitty.
Yo lets go the inferno tonight and get shwasted.
Lets get blasted at the Pinchot Inferno!
We did start the fire at Pinchot Inferno!

pinwheel 

a sexual position where the female is in a handstand and the male performs oral sex then she switches to a standing position and sexual intercourse begins alternating between the two

usually for the more active sexual couple looking for a REAL work out
wanna pinwheel?
pinwheel by phill billings May 30, 2009

pinchila 

it means penis, mostly used by argentinians especialy cordoba people.
chango1: "como andas gil?"(whats up?)
chango2: "nada chupame la pinchila!"(nothing, lick my penis")
pinchila by tefosk8 December 4, 2007

pinch a loaf 

A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.
pinch a loaf by B. Steed January 2, 2005