Pinched my Bird

When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.

Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.

by WhoGoesToArbys October 15, 2020

Pinched the perfect loaf

A crap that does not require wiping.

Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf.

by gyrussfanx May 08, 2007

The Hungarian Pull and Pinch

The Hungarian Pull and Pinch is where you grab your erect penis and masturbate with one hand, while caressing or (pinching) a womans nipples

Fuck me hard sideways Dude! The Hungarian Pull and Pinch is the bomb!

by Tan and Jerrod October 06, 2006

pinching one off

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

by Purno November 05, 2007

Pinche Pendejo Wey

Edgar's last words

"Ya wey! Pinche pendejo wey, ya!

by DeathBoo September 27, 2017

Pinch n roll

By far the best technique of easing the itch of ones ball sack. Done by LIGHTLY pinching the scrotum and rolling it in a circular motion.

Quit itchin your balls bro.....you look like a dirty homeless guy. Try the "pinch n roll". It's discreet and gets the job done!

by Rotn Autn December 15, 2013

pinching her finch

When a woman plays with the firm part between her vagina and her butt .

This is an optional and a supplementary masturbation technique a woman will sometimes use .

by Hef August 16, 2005