Michael Phelps

To humiliate or destroy in any competition.

Person A: Dude, let's play some basketball. I'm gonna teach you some skills.
Person B: Yeah right, I'm about to Michael Phelps your ass.

by Michael Courtney October 7, 2008

Michael Phelps

A man amongst boys. A God amongst men.

Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympian the world has ever seen.

by Notim Portant October 7, 2008

phelm

someone who acts like a complete ashole

u r a phelm, matt, just go fuck your mum

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Phelps

Strong enough to wrestle and castrate a bull with bare teeth...I mean hands.

He's more hardcore than a Matador, he's a phelps.

by Michael747 June 20, 2008

phelpsian feat

OWNING the olympics aka going 8 for 8 in the olympics for gold. setting a world record. being awesome, etc.

A: yo remember when that guy shotgunned fifteen beers in a row??
B: yea, that was def a phelpsian feat fo' sho.

by DER4G October 11, 2008

philphuck

usualy a male who is extremly nasty. usualy ejaculates a full cup of male semen. and then tells the female to drink off thecup like she was reading a newpapers and drinking coffee in the morning.

dam philphuck made that b*tch drink that semen off the cup like it was water.

by pythong69 August 25, 2010

Philpotting

To leave behind your douchebag lifestyle and travel Europe as a homeless vagrant stealing wifi and electricity to charge your smart phone.

Guy 1: hey man I havnt seen Gareth in a while, what's he upto?

Guy:2 Man didn't you hear? He's gone philpotting!

Guy 1: Douche.

by Adolf32 November 6, 2012