Petty Poetry

Poetry made by a Petty Poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.

Petty Poetry would look something like:

The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.

Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.

by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010

pettytion

Minor petition with frivolous cause

The pettytion is still worth signing regardless of how petty it may seem.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Petty-Seven

The age of a woman who appears to be in her 40's or above, but claims to be or alludes to being much younger.

Also may hang out with people in their 20's on a regular basis, thinking that she fits in.

Term originated from the last name of faux-Australian-celebrity, Amber Petty.

Q: How old is that new cougar that works in advertising over there?

A: About Petty-Seven!

by JonM890 September 2, 2011

pettying

free balling, made popular by the parody of Tom Petty's Free Falling.

GS: just realized I have not had any clothes on since five minutes after I walked into the house several hours ago. Hope my roommate doesn't come home unexpectedly.

AVZ: Really? Are you Pettying and everything?

by WckdTwstr February 3, 2012

petty stress

the act of playing or jamming out to your favorite Tom Petty songs when life's 'petty' stresses start to get the best of you.

You had one hell of a week.. sounds to me like you need to keep your petty stress in check.. now go jam out to *insert favorite TP song*.

by ceep October 13, 2014

petty purse

A purse full of pettiness. When someone needs to dig into a bag/purse of pettiness to get their point across.

Well since she wants to act dumb, I'm gonna have to dig into my designer petty purse and take down my pics and report the pics she put up of me.

by Mia Split October 5, 2016

Petty

Amere

Amere is the definition of petty

by Truthervandross July 27, 2016