by nothingologist1 April 28, 2011
Get the twirling penguinsmug. Similar to ski poling by a girl, but a guy sitting between 2 girls and fingering them backhanded. Hands and arms flailing away like a penguin flapping his wings, trying to fly.
Tom was sitting between these two girls on the couch, looking like a flying penguin, with his hands between their legs hammering away.
by QQQQ55 February 10, 2022
Get the flying penguinmug. Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.
by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018
Get the Paper Penguinmug. A BRILLIANT game in which a small penguin population is knocked off of an iceberg for the entertainment of its sadistic players
Interviewer: What would you say is your life’s greatest achievement?
Interviewee: Winning the 2023 World Penguin Game Championships OBVIOUSLY🙄
Interviewee: Winning the 2023 World Penguin Game Championships OBVIOUSLY🙄
by Leinad11 August 4, 2023
Get the penguin gamemug. Asshat: Hey, do you want to go out?
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...
by Noel Random March 21, 2010
Get the Penguin Eatermug. by TheRealKq January 4, 2018
Get the Snacky Penguinmug. Rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle.
They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.
They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.
Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.
They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.
Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!
Did they make weight??
Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!
What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.
U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!
Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
Did they make weight??
Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!
What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.
U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!
Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
by The squash PUMA November 13, 2016
Get the penguin herdmug.