Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.

"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!

by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018

oral penguin

The act of giving or reciveing oral sex while
playing club penguin or eating kid cuisine

Tucker - Zack your retarded

Zack - at least I get oral penguin

by Zack & Tucker August 8, 2016

fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo

Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.

by Redd2357 November 27, 2019

Midwestern Penguin

A nickname for a duck

The sign at the park says don't feed the Midwestern penguins.

by JacobLovesErica March 13, 2015

twirling penguins

wasting time

i just spent three hours twirling penguins

by nothingologist1 April 28, 2011

Snacky Penguin

Snacky Penguin is an expression used to express.

Snacky Penguin!

by TheRealKq January 4, 2018

Penguin Eater

1. An annoying douche bag .

2. Someone who eats penguins.

Asshat: Hey, do you want to go out?
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...

by Noel Random March 21, 2010