Penaire Lovelock

The ultimate demon god. Also a mind fuck.

Reasons for insta fail:
1) Invincible
2) Older than time
3) Better hair
4) Ultimate weapon
5) Lives in Hell and drinks tea

Damn it, why are you such a Penaire Lovelock?

by SteFEN Bromwell August 1, 2010

penanuwi sandwich

the perfect stoner sandwich.
it consists of nutella, peanut butter, bananas, and whipped cream in between two slices of bread.

penanuwi sandwich

by jedi_105 August 11, 2010

penabla

when a man has only, the tip of a penis, and no shaft to be found

Tara: So how was your boy Ryan Hansen
Leah: i was gunna give him some head, but found out the hard way he only has a penabla.

Tara: thats rough.

by MrOnePube March 1, 2011

Penalty Box Potential

A woman's breasts, such as might be displayed in an ice hockey game

That girl has great penalty box potential

by tominsf June 15, 2011

Penalstache

Pubic hair grown above the male genitalia that is groomed to form a specific design or appearance.

I shaved my penalstache because it made my dick itch.

by Mr. Panda's Rim December 15, 2011

Penaptual

When there is snow on the ground, that's a little more than a dusting but not yet enough to be measured

I woke up this morning and looked outside, not sure how to describe the amount of snow. My friend told me there was a penaptual of snow outside.

by BaumSquash January 11, 2012

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013