penabla 

when a man has only, the tip of a penis, and no shaft to be found

Tara: So how was your boy Ryan Hansen
Leah: i was gunna give him some head, but found out the hard way he only has a penabla.

Tara: thats rough.

penabla by MrOnePube March 1, 2011

penalating 

the action of sticking a fork into someones toe

Herbert the penalating man penalates

penalating by Bo Jingles and Jerry February 17, 2010

Penalah

This is used to describe overrated fraud Mohamed salah who is the real pen merchant, he is also a dive merchant

Penalah is so overrated

Yeah mctominay is miles ahead of him

Penalah by alex_MUFC20 July 10, 2021

penalanus 

a penis sticking out of a male/females butthole and accasionaly bleeds uncontrollably. this is perfect for bisexual people.

that penalanus is soo slick

penalanus by Jake the Boss April 19, 2014

Self-penalation 

The act of committing an error or penalty in life or in a sporting event so as to harm one’s own advancement in said event ie P.D.

You fumble your own ball on your one yard line thus giving the opposing team the opportunity to win through self-penalation

Self-penalation by Padre David January 23, 2022

Penabia

The empty ball sac post neuter in which leaves seemingly looking like a floppy labia.

When the dog lays on his side, you can totally see his penabia that can be tempting to some straight men.

Penabia by Chorgin May 15, 2022

penală 

A penală is a stress-relief instrument, best for immediate decompression after a very good or a very fucked-up flight. It is usually lighted up in groups of penală users, down at the no hat no salute area, where the Puma kisses the Hawk in a badly photoshoped promo picture. Bad for the lungs but good for the mind, the penală untightens the users’s tongue and increases his chances of active participation during an intense debriefing. The prerequisite for the correct supply and usage of the penală is the toolkit, which is mandatory in the fabrication process of the dopamine-enhancing drug.

A: How was your in-flight evaluation with the Captain? Did all go according to what was planned?

B: Man, it went horrible. I couldn’t land within the HLS, then i didn’t know how to make a Store point, i’ve killed a stork with my rotor blade and in the end my helmet display fell off and entered into the rudder pedal compartment and we had to do an emergency landing in a LIDL parking lot. My captain was so pissed about it that from now on, i will no longer participate in any mission except the ones with the guys from B53, where i will act as a tree and the helicopters will laser range-find me.

A: Yeah man, i know how that feels. Here, roll yourself a penală, you really need one.

penală by gic2345 August 10, 2024