pedophile

A nice calm person who has infinite candy in his van. Pedophiles are people who will help you pick up the soap if you drop it! If you see a pedophile get in his van.

"omg! that nice pedophile just gave me a bunch of candy and let me live in his van.

by Trust me, i know the truth June 10, 2022

Pedophile

Probably one of your uncles.

Uncle/pedophile: Don't worry Kattye, I'll look after little Bob tonight, I've got other things to do, but one night won't kill. Go and have some fun.

Mom: You're an angel!

by Gojado April 9, 2024

Pedophile

A child-loving Nazi

Hitler was a pedophile

by Extremely High Boi April 25, 2023

pedophilic ghost

A person who walks very quickly and quitly as they do pedophilic acts

Hello... is *muffeled screaming*
The next day they say to all there friends I got attacked by a pedophilic ghost, they were really quiet

by H.W.R February 27, 2017

Pedophile

Anime enjoyers

Person 1: Hey do you watch anime?

Person 2: Yes...

Person1: huh, you must be a pedophile then

by FreeEntertainmentOnly January 7, 2022

Pedophile

What you are

You are a pedophile.

by Mj747337373838383838 November 4, 2023

pedophilic shock

The surprised feeling when you discover a celebrity is a pedophile.

I can't believe that Mini Ladd was a pedo! That filled me with pedophilic shock.

by theSALTYsquad24 March 1, 2021