I guess all their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödinger's Ape paradox.
Turns out that Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
Turns out that Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021
1. (n.) A paradox created by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger which outlines a situation in which a cat in a box, must be for all intents and purposes be simultaneously both dead and alive at the same time. This tests the theory of quantum mechanics by pouring in lethal radiation with the cat. Who knows if it's dead?
2. (n.) A justification for killing cats
2. (n.) A justification for killing cats
The physics teacher tested quantum mechanics and the theory of probability by using the Schrödinger's Cat Paradox.
by DCCXIV November 02, 2015
The Arm Of Ed Paradox is when Ed , from an alternate timeline had his arm sliced off. This in return caused the arm to fully regenerate into a new being as this alternate timeline works very differently to our own. This Creature was codenamed by Distraction Industries into the 'Arm of Ed' Aka , Ahmed. One day whilst owner of Distraction Industries was skipping through periods if time across multiple vastly different timelines , attempting to eliminate alternative versions of Rhys who were set to diverge from the path of time , he discovered the newly formed 'Arm of Ed' , Upon taking it back to his timeline , the original timeline nicknamed the 'The Origin' or 'Timeline 1' , he replaced the newborn child of a mother ; who was an alternate version of Rhys's mother, he replaced the divergent with with 'Arm of Ed' whose name became 'Ahmed'.
That doctor who episode where his old arm turns into a human is just like the Arm Of Ed Paradox! Crazy
by The Archiver April 25, 2022
The broken car paradox is a metaphor for how one hundred percent of relationships end with either a break up or someone dying which leads some so ask "Why even get into a relationship? " the same philosophical idea can be applied to buying a new car. "Why even buy a car if it'll one day fall apart and end up in a junk yard?"
by New_edge2002 September 06, 2022
the ACTUALLY HAPPENED youtube channel didn’t actually happen and the removal of it did actually happen but what did and what did not actually happen and was it all planned, setting you in a loop, thus the paradox
Some Person: wait the ACTUALLY HAPPENED channel was removed and that actually happened. wait so did it actually happen?
other guy: yes, that did happen but it didn’t exist so it’s The ACTUALLY HAPPENED Paradox.
Some Person: ???
other guy: yes, that did happen but it didn’t exist so it’s The ACTUALLY HAPPENED Paradox.
Some Person: ???
by JustMilk June 13, 2020
its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.
its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.
space time paradox
space time paradox
by Raptor Jesus Christ December 08, 2009
When you want to play Squadron battles in War thunder but everyone says: "I'll join when we are 7 people"
Me: We are 5 people, where the fuck are the other 3 for the squadron battles?
Jake: Oh yeah, they said they would join when we are 7.
Me: Why don't they just join now?
Jake: Yeah well you see we aren't 7 yet..
Me: What's this now, the 7 people paradox?
Jake: Oh yeah, they said they would join when we are 7.
Me: Why don't they just join now?
Jake: Yeah well you see we aren't 7 yet..
Me: What's this now, the 7 people paradox?
by ChadVon July 17, 2021