The quasi-scientific phenomena where brown (Muslim, Middle Eastern, South Asian/Asian Indian and occasionally Latina) girls without glasses look nothing alike/ extremely dissimilar yet the same brown girls when using glasses will look extremely similar/almost identical
"Yo bro, that indian girl with glasses in math class looks like mia Khalifa "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "
by TheScientist420 February 24, 2023
Get the Mia Khalifa's Paradox mug.A paradox that questions why furries have so much money despite being terminally online or working low paying jobs.
Person 1: Dude look I drew a fox
Person 2: You're gonna fall victim to the Furry Wealth Paradox aren't you
Person 2: You're gonna fall victim to the Furry Wealth Paradox aren't you
by nothingneko February 1, 2023
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Get the baby bear paradox mug.I guess all their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödinger's Ape paradox.
Turns out that Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
Turns out that Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Ape Paradox mug.its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.
its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.
space time paradox
space time paradox
by Raptor Jesus Christ December 8, 2009
Get the space time paradox mug.When you want to play Squadron battles in War thunder but everyone says: "I'll join when we are 7 people"
Me: We are 5 people, where the fuck are the other 3 for the squadron battles?
Jake: Oh yeah, they said they would join when we are 7.
Me: Why don't they just join now?
Jake: Yeah well you see we aren't 7 yet..
Me: What's this now, the 7 people paradox?
Jake: Oh yeah, they said they would join when we are 7.
Me: Why don't they just join now?
Jake: Yeah well you see we aren't 7 yet..
Me: What's this now, the 7 people paradox?
by ChadVon July 17, 2021
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Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.
by ThePissDisintegrationParadox July 31, 2022
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