extended palm syndrome

a nightmare where one visualizes nothing but outstretched
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
consumed with thoughts of his job loss and his non-replenishing bank balance, john tried to enjoy christmas while experiencing extended palm syndrome.

judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
by michael foolsley December 14, 2011
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Asian Palm Civet

The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.
Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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Epic Face Palm

The only thing to do when someone fails THAT much.
by Intelligence001 June 14, 2016
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Breezy Palm Tree

When a girl is giving you head. And she goes down deep.. you hold her head down and fart so hard that is causes her hair to fly up.
I just gave this girl a breezy palm tree. She is never coming back
by angry inch August 15, 2019
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West Palm Beach

n.
A coastal city in southern Florida where everything costs way more than it is actually worth. Take, for example, a simple hamburger: $12. It is a strange city, where on one side of the street you have $4 million homes, but on the other side, you have families that are on welfare. The city is mostly populated by 50 yr old yuppesters dating 20 yr old women. Also contains quite a few emo kids and preps. This is an expensive mecca where you can blow your live savings on a single store. Nothing good to do around here, except to smoke weed or blow you goddamn head off. Yet, it is fun to make fun of the metrosexuals we have. Them and their queer pink shirt...I just need a gun to cure those bastards..
I live in West Palm Beach, please kill me...
by Desertfox January 24, 2006
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Alaskan Palm Pilot

Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.
Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."
by Joe24Pack February 10, 2010
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west palm beach

1. A really NORMAL place to live.

2. A place that mental people rat about hamburger and ice cream prices on on urban dictionary

1. I live in West Palm Beach, and i dont know anyone who has gotten shot, murdered, or raped.

2. Some City Ice Cream Vendor: 1.59 per ice cream!
West Palm Ice Cream Vendor; 1.60 per ice cream!
Idiot; OMFG, WEST PALM BEACH IS SO HORRIBLE!
by bobby brown! April 12, 2007
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