padded-furniture generation

The generation of children whose parents protect them from everything.

John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?

Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation

by Sylvia November 24, 2006

Max Chill Pad

A place where someone is able to obtain as much relaxation as possible.

Yeah man, this is my new max chill pad.

by The Only G-Money August 22, 2010

Padding creation delay

Waiting to start a recorded dvr program so that you have padding to skip commercials with.

Donizetti: hey, what are you waiting for? The game started 20 minutes ago.

Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

sarengetti brillo pad

The Sarengeti Brillo pad is the Arabian Goggles a few days after the man's testicles have been shaved. The point of this is to grow the coarse stubble on the eye lids.

I woke my girlfriend up yesterday with the Sarengetti Brillo pad.

by Chris Bryant December 6, 2007

Wrigleyville ROCO Pad

A place of residence within walking distance of Wrigley Field in Chicago, Illinois where there is guaranteed to be some ROCO going on prior to and after any home games.

Whenever we go to a Cubs home game, we always stop by my brother's "Wrigleyville ROCO Pad".

by DrArrival May 27, 2009

menage a pad

When your lover tries to borrow or share your beloved I-pad. A bit like a hapless grab at a threesome except with your adored, sancrasant I-pad.

"Back off already boyfriend. Get your own I-pad. My I-pad is a monogamous machine. No menage a pad for you!".

by Ms. Bunklehead October 15, 2010

Stomp Pad

Some form of a pad that sticks in front of the back binding of a snowboard that was unsuccessfully made to keep gapers feet from slipping off their boards while being unstrapped. It is however a success in spotting out a gaper and ruining any quality snowboard.

Gaper- "Hey check out my stomp pad doesn't it make my salomon look..."
Boarder- "Dumb-ass gaper just fell right in front of me while in line for the lift"

"That stomp pad makes your $500 skate banana look like a $150 nitro board"

by John steezemaster November 30, 2010