Scoot pad

You broke my phone screen scoot pad

Traveller word

By Alexander Stewart 😂

Some one makes you feel weak sauce ah ya wee scoot pad

by Scoot pad Stewart November 15, 2018

Mud pad

The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.

Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.

by Dr. Jeremy Soiré Fatherton June 11, 2019

Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Splash Pad

(noun) A bed.

Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.

Splashpad splash pad bed bachelor master bedroom one night stand hook-up

This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!

by A.Smile.Always January 3, 2020

Vagina Pad

A pad girls put on their vaginas that helps stop the bleeding

“Omg Jaiya is that a vagina pad”

by Vagina pad March 11, 2020

maxi pad

a teef who i'm in love wif xx

maxi pad is a teef but i love her 🙄🤚

by 🙄🤚 November 11, 2020

Peasant pad

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.

Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.

by EngineerDude October 2, 2020