MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome)

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) is a psychological condition that affects many people born between the years of 1985 and 2000.

Symptoms of MOAS

- Apologizing for things that do not need an apology.
- Apologizing excessively.

- Apologizing continuously even after the other person has accepted your apology
- Feelings of guilt for not meeting unrealistic expectations.
- Invalidating one’s own feelings / rationalizing them as insignificant.
- Self-Gaslighting

Person 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Person 2: You don't need to be sorry for that.

Person 1: Sorry.
Person 2: Stop apologizing. You must have MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome).

by kkkkkatie May 17, 2018

bend the other cheek over

Much like "turning the other cheek", except you are getting fucked in the ass by a "friend" instead of merely backhanded.

"Auntie Jr. is a jerk, Mom ... I'm not gonna bend the other cheek over this time!"
When a "good Christian person" and their charity has become nothing more than a target and/or a mark; said "good Christian person" often tires of bending the other cheek over.

by AdriBear May 12, 2018

national get over your crush day

November 1st is national get over your crush day. This day is when you know your crush doesn’t like you back, just like mine. Don’t give your crush the satisfaction of knowing that someone likes him.

National get over your crush day means the day you forget about your crush and move on!

by mai mai October 26, 2019

all over the place

confused

He's all over the place. I'm not believing what he's saying.

by lazardel October 5, 2013

Money Over Bitches

The concept, much propounded in the hip hop community, notably by male rappers, that a preferable strategem for those seeking success is to pursue money, rather than 'bitches'. Underpinning this idea is the as-yet-untested theory that suggests a negative correlation between success and women. Among the more prominent adherents to the the 'money over bitches' mantra have been Kanye West, who in one collaboratiion with hip hop group 'Dilated Peoples' expresses that: "I don't know what's better, gettin laid or gettin paid, I just know when I'm gettin one the others gettin' away." In a similar vein, rapper 50 Cent, in his 'Ryder Music' observes the folly of pursuing bitches by suggesting that: "Homie, you hustlin' backwards if you chasin' a bitch
Stupid, chase the paper, they come with the shit." Other prominent adherents include the late Tupac Shakur, Lil Wayne and the Game.

'Money over bitches', excalimed Harry to his friends, as he made his way home early on a Friday night, to the latest edition of 'Hustler'.

by Barichello November 14, 2010

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

by ONEohTWO January 10, 2012

over the glasses look

When one looks over his glasses at another person to show that he is really LOOKING at that person, and usually connoting disappointment or skepticism. Classicly employed by Lester Freamon on THE WIRE when the brass tries to interfere with one of his investigations.

"Don't be giving me that over the glasses look, I promise I'll never gamble again!"

by jatty July 6, 2009