Roof

A roof is a thing that protects jo bidden from getting sniped
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Jo: im alive the roof protect me
by Bb1p3 October 07, 2022
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Roof

Aussie slang popular with sports people: referring to a podgy stomach or belly, ie a roof over your abs
Cummo: “Gee, check out the roof on Stoino, someone had a good summer.”
Marcus: “BOYS! Been hitting the lamingtons hard.”
Zamps: “Fucken oath, how’s the roof on it”
by SeeYuhh8 September 04, 2022
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roof

A contraction of rip and oof. Can also be written as rooft for extra effect.
Someone says something out of the ordinary or otherwise. One might respond with "roof"
by Juni.J November 06, 2019
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Red Roof

A outhouse series in Philmont Scout Ranch and at other BSA camp grounds with open air "air conditioning", comes in many different models including ones with "Red roofs" typically has 2 holes in the ground separated with a door that's locked via rope that has a roof that's colored red making it easy to spot. There's also models with "blue" roofs these has complete open air conditioning that comes in seating variants like "Pilot and Co Pilot" and "Pilot and bombardier" One major rule is to NOT pee in them, it makes them get smelly. These are common at most camp sites unless your at a low impact camp then you have to use your pal Doug for your needs.
You: "Hey man I got to run down to the Red Roof I got a big one cooking up down below and I need a buddy."
Crewmate: "Man you just went!"
You: "Sorry I had the Chuckwagon chili tonight and im backed up"
by Jamesbomb17 September 07, 2022
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Goop Roof

The action of cumming in someone’s hair, then sticking them to the roof.
Man, I hit her with that goop roof last night. She’s still up there.
by Trwphotos May 27, 2023
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New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
by soulwax May 22, 2014
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