"Man, I done did a bj today, I was 'posed to polish off that table with the 100 grit sandpaper, right, and I went with the 69 instead, my boss won't like that shit one bit, cuh, I'm finished."
by AmXtra June 23, 2024
Get the BJmug. Guy 1: Dude where'd your peen go?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?
by Jordangit September 5, 2015
Get the bj hayleymug. 
"BJ" is the term for a "Bee Journey", meaning a journey that consists in traveling incredibly long distances to get laid. Similar to a bee flying away from his hive to polinate some random flower.
by Abstracted-handle October 13, 2021
Get the BJmug. by Miss_De_Meaner January 21, 2023
Get the Cinderella BJmug. When someone offers a bj at a future time but renegs on said bj multiple times at the receivers request prompting a "no holes barred" event in which the receiver can have free reign over said holes for 24 hours.
by Koobkram September 18, 2023
Get the bad faith bjmug. A sex act in which the male or female performs fellatio on their partner. With one partner kneeling, the other partner stands to one side of them, with their crotch facing their partner who is kneeling. The kneeling partner dips their head forward looking toward the ground, then in the direction of the standing partner, so that only half of their face (and one eye) is visible to their partner. From the perspective of the "blow(ee)", their partner below looks like a flounder at the bottom of the sea.
He looked her in the eye while she was giving him The Flounder BJ.
While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.
While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.
by TheOneAndOnlyBowser July 23, 2019
Get the The Flounder BJmug.