He could'nt pick up any hotties so he started grannie snatching around closing time. Or,That old lady was buying everybody drinks,she was trying to grannie snatch hard!
by Gregs Web October 11, 2015
(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.
When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 06, 2014
by Carlos de la Cerda August 11, 2021
by namesrevil November 01, 2010
Any Grandmother that acts bat shit crazy on the internet. Usually fighting with younger females, over things that normally only teenaged girls talk about.
Debi is such a Granny Guano , when she has no pills. All she does is attack those , younger , prettier women on the internet.
by Joe Seeker March 26, 2019
by Daddy Bax April 07, 2021
When you fucking a girl and she asks you to do her doggy style and you realize she was wearing butt pads to enhance her flat wrinkly ass!!!
Trav/sabs
Trav/sabs
by Trav/Sabrina June 05, 2015