Oklahoma

Unreal state. Avoid at all costs
Uninformed fellow: "I want to move to Oklahoma!"
Oklahoma survivor: "No."
Informed fellow: "I see."
by Bingler 9000 June 15, 2024
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The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries
The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster
by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022
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Oklahoma Attitude

They are not Kansas and they are not Texas, but you had better believe that they are very satisfied with who they are.
Don't expect even a small acknowledgement from him after moving out of his way. He has the Oklahoma Attitude that you should not even have been there in the first place.
by Italian Soda March 12, 2019
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Oklahoma Smokeshow

During an Orgy, one person ( volunteer ) sits in the middle of the group blindfolded, then the rest of the group farts directly at the middle individual, once everyone has finished flatulence, the person in the middle gets violently tongue punched in their fart box.
James really endured that Oklahoma Smokeshow last night!
by airwixk April 29, 2024
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Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.
“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
by KeithTheAssBasket November 08, 2019
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Oklahoma Standard

About 800 levels below substandard.
Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.
by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023
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