Oklahoma Oil Change

Removing a woman's tampon, sucking it clean and sticking it back in.

*In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."

by BigPupper69 November 20, 2024

Oklahoma Switch

The act of chugging and passing a bottle of whiskey between two people while others chant Oklahoma Switch.

Two college students performed an Oklahoma Switch at the football tailgate.

by Hawkstetter December 4, 2021

Oklahoma Sandwich

To make a sandwich without the bread and put it between someone’s asscheaks

My boyfriend made me an Oklahoma Sandwich

by BeginnerScum June 1, 2021

Poteau, Oklahoma

A small town in Oklahoma that is cool but pretty boring.

Man 1: I like Poteau, Oklahoma
Man 2: Yeah me too, but it's kinda boring

by ThatSkaterKidDJ June 20, 2022

Oklahoma Rider

The act of sexual intercourse inside an active tornado. More consistently known as riding like a tornado.

Guy 1: Me and m'lady did the Oklahoma Rider with me
Guy 2: No way! I bet she rides like a rodeo girl in Oklahoma.

by TornadoRider August 19, 2024

Oklahoma greeter

An Oklahoma greeter is one who welcomes people into a home of naked chimpanzees. This person is normally naked whilst getting jerked off by a disabled man. Often times the chimps will be getting cummed on by a school of middle schoolers.

Those Oklahoma greeters are crazy.

by Hutler February 2, 2023

Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019