Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.

Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.

by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025

Oklahoma Rim Rattlesnake

(Must have jagged or uncut nails) When the male grabs the females ass cheeks during intercourse and inserts his nails into her ass crack, spreads it open and shakes it viciously.

B: "How's your wife, dude?"

A: "My girlfriend didnt make dinner last night, so I gave her a Oklahoma Rim Rattlesnake, she hates me and now we're getting a divorce."

B: "Oh shit."

by Oklahoma hater 9821 August 17, 2025

Oklahoma tornado

when you finger someone and swirl your finger around

woman 1: and he just put his fingers in and swirled around! he calls it the "Oklahoma tornado"
woman 2: wtf.....

by imma touch u September 9, 2025

Oklahoma Grave Digger

The act of force feeding someone until they shit there pants, then shoving your cock in and out of there shitty ass, flinging shit everywhere.

“Hey Bob heard you had fun time last night”
“Yeah, my partner performed the Oklahoma Grave Digger on me. It was sooo hot.

by Orgytober October 5, 2025

Oklahoma Fog Horn

when you hang a dude from his legs off the top of a lighthouse and fuck him until he starts moaning loud enough call boats to shore.

“I just performed an Oklahoma fog horn on Jimmy and seven boats filled with midgets came in and recorded everything”

by Flash2110 October 17, 2025

Oklahoma State Trooper

When you push a bitch, after gaping her and then piss in her butthole.

i just hit the nastiest Oklahoma State Trooper on my great grandma.

by beejay45 November 4, 2025

Oklahoma Lawyer

An Oklahoma Lawyer is someone that "knows a thing or two about the legal system" cause they've been in jail at least 3 times

Guy 1: Kyle told me he knows how to get away with growing weed
Guy 2: Nah man you can't trust Kyle, he's an Oklahoma lawyer

by Buck Shuckler December 4, 2025