top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

by mark May 16, 2003

top decker

A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.

I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.

by Squealpiggy September 18, 2005

zz top

The greatest southern rock band ever.

ZZ TOP:

Jesus Just Left Chicago

or

Woke Up With Wood

by shanediesel October 8, 2005

zz top

Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.

ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

top drawer

above comparison

Carlton, where did you get that argyle pull-over, it is top drawer.

by Geoff June 4, 2003

Thank Top

When a girl is wearing a tank top, and she thank she look good, but she don’t

*ugly girl in tank top walks by*
*friend 1 turns to friend 2*
“THANK TOP”

by hanojnokreb April 17, 2022

Top Waffle

In hockey, scoring top shelf on the goalie's waffle (aka blocker) side. Also known as EggO™.

That goalie got SNIPED EggO Top Waffle!

by SNIPE SHOW DANGLES December 24, 2007