The act of rape interrupted and effectively countered by a change of heart in the rapist resulting in mass confusion for the rapee.
If you spend Friday night with a girl with severe emotional issues and she comes onto you, but withdraws her attempts after removing your pants, the result is Un-Rape.
by pawnstar415 September 5, 2011

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.
We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.
Didn't you roll down the window?
Nah, Howard locked the power windows.
Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!
Didn't you roll down the window?
Nah, Howard locked the power windows.
Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!
by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011

Verb: The act of raping an unsuspecting skydiver during free fall.
An act most commonly done by the original skyraper "Cruisey". The act is usually performed on a low level jumper or rookie. The sky dive is planned with the rookie being told that the will be performing a "Cat track". Once exiting the plane, the skyraper proceeds to "rear pound" the rookie in a very aggressive way. Similar to rape. The rookie completely unaware and too inexperienced to know what is going on, usually lets the entire Sky Rape be performed without any protest.
An act most commonly done by the original skyraper "Cruisey". The act is usually performed on a low level jumper or rookie. The sky dive is planned with the rookie being told that the will be performing a "Cat track". Once exiting the plane, the skyraper proceeds to "rear pound" the rookie in a very aggressive way. Similar to rape. The rookie completely unaware and too inexperienced to know what is going on, usually lets the entire Sky Rape be performed without any protest.
by Cruisey December 25, 2012

When you achieve a level of obesity such that your belly completely eclipses your genitalia. In other words when you stand in front of a mirror naked and your penis or vagina is completely hidden from view by your gut. Also known as advanced Dunlap syndrome(your belly dun lapped way over your belt).
Joe: Beware a wild snorlax appears...
John: Oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard!
Joe: Just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.
John: Oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard!
Joe: Just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.
by turdnificent December 27, 2012

When someone tries to show videos or play music when literally no one else in the room cares about said video or music.
by TKFromAntioch May 1, 2015

1. A type of carbonated beverage that, when consumed, will violate you sexually against your will.
2. Soda that rapists drink.
3. Rape-flavored soda. Definitely not a sweet-tasting beverage.
2. Soda that rapists drink.
3. Rape-flavored soda. Definitely not a sweet-tasting beverage.
by unoriginal_name33 March 14, 2017

by GetYourFingerOutMyBumNow March 19, 2021
