Niklāvs

He got jiggy once and has been paying the price ever since.

Guy 1: Hey, you heard what happened to Niklāvs?
Guy 2: Yeah, he once the whole microwave.

by maaglis November 21, 2021

Nikolaas

A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. Having anal sex will literally tear your ass apart.

boy1: keep your girl inside, i heard Nikolaas was headin' out today.
Boy2: FUUUUUUUCK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S HIS GIRL NOW...

by Saalokin420 November 21, 2021

Nikola

Nikola will Make u Fall in love within seconds. He fucks like a King and if you give him his ass, you are not able to walk for about 3 weeks because of his gigantic dick. He always smells wonderful and you are gonna habe Fun With him for sure!!!

Nikola will Make u Fall in love within seconds. He fucks like a King and if you give him his ass, you are not able to walk for about 3 weeks because of his gigantic dick. He always smells wonderful and you are gonna habe Fun With him for sure!!!

by 431Ricc November 21, 2021

Niklavs

Very calm, but it changes if he is with the right person. Usually they like dark humor and inside jokes. Sport, outdoor activities are Niklavs thing.

Person1: do you know why Niklavs is mad?
Person2: he is not mad, he just dont give a fuck, he is living his best life and drinking beer. Let him live!

by Niklavs November 21, 2021

Nikola

A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. Having anal sex will literally tear your ass apart.

boy1: keep your girl inside, i heard Nikolas was headin' out today.

Boy2: FUUUUUUUCK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S HIS GIRL NOW...

by SexSpider November 21, 2021

Nikola

The biggest dick person on the planet with god like body. Everybody wants him and like him. Every girl wants to go in his bed and taste the perfect dick. Very funny and understanding and of course he has A VERY BIG DICK>

Ohhh, thats Nikola with the big dick!
NIkola destroyed me last night!

by NIkolaBigDIck November 21, 2021

nikola paletan

nikola paletan is the most perfect human being and hot af. he's also very funny and charming.

who's that hot guy over there?
oh that's nikola paletan

by Simpara November 21, 2021