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Napoleon's Erection

When you crave sex and attempt to masturbate when you don't have an erection.
"I had a Napoleon's Erection last night and I made love to my little sister's teddy bear."
by negroshima January 27, 2007
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Napoleon

A person who puts his penis in his own anus or in other words to screw himself over like Napoleon did when he sent his troops to die in the freezing weather of Russia
Wow dude,you got the girl prego? Nice job Napoleon...
by Louis and Clark January 5, 2008
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nanook

Often referring to or about "Nanook of the North" a fictional character in some fictional work of literature or other media. Also a dog's name.
My dog's name is "Nanook" (of the North)
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Napoleon Wanker

An unusually large Wanker owned by either a top or somebody with double X chromosones who is very commanding.
You know Billy? The ex-con? I heard he's got one of those Napoleon Wankers!
by CaptainQwark January 5, 2005
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napoli

Naples, the Liverpool (and therefore armpit) of Italy
by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003
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Napolean-ass

stupid people who are obsessed with napolean dynomight nd wont shut the fuck up. theese people NEED to be KILLED! its the people who talk like him know all the words to the movie and monolog EVERYTHING he says.
1) "can i bowrrow your chapstick .. but my lips hurt real bad!"
2) "frikkin idiot"
3) "GOSH" your such a loser

and more movie phrases with ur own retarded twist.
by Kitty Minky May 8, 2005
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napoleon complex

A backwoods term for a short white man who acts black, i.e. "Wigger". Napoleon complex (also Napoleon syndrome) describes a type of inferiority complex suffered by caucasian men who are short and/or suffer from erectile dysfunction. Characteristics include lying to inflate importance i.e. "I have a red corvette. It's in the shop right now.", sporting the "bling", recording rap songs, and using a "street name" on the internet i.e. "Quad XXX", "QuadrupleX", Eminem, Vanilla Ice.
Shit mang, that wigga is 4ft tall and said he bangs ho's like Brianna Banks. He gots da napoleon complex.
by Joseph Fanning November 6, 2006
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