mysterical

a mysterious pen0s

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Mystery Meat

When nobody is sure of the size of a certain guy's penis.

"How'd it go with Jonny Katrina?"

"Not well, plus he has mystery meat."

by ted the tit May 3, 2010

Mysterious Glass o' Milk

Where you gather 5 or more friends(male or female) and offer everyone a glass of milk. Prepare the drinks in the kitchen, using all similar glasses except one. Quickly bust a nut into the odd glass out before pouring the milk. Bring all of the drinks to the table and let them choose their fate. Sit back and await your victim.

Person 1: I've played plenty of crazy party games in my day, but that was unexpectedly gross!
Person 2: I agree! I never would've expected to end up with a Mysterious Glass o' Milk situation at Happy's place.

by Heisenbyrge May 17, 2016

Mystery of the Dance

When playing a first-person shooting game, close combat fighting demands excellent skill, or sometimes random flailing with melee weapons. This state of play resembles dancing between the two players.

*Playing Call of Duty 4...*

Guy 1: Oh no man, he saw you, knife him!

Guy 2: Crap! He's too close, I can't see him!

(after killing/being killed)

Guy 1: That's just the mystery of the dance...

by JoeFactor3 May 24, 2009

mystery friend

When you're with one of your boys and you're trying to catch some tail for the night via text. You eventually convince one girl to meet up but still need to watch out for your friend, so you get the girl to bring one of her friends to low-key hook up with your friend. Her friend is referred to as Mystery Friend because neither of you know her name, or more importantly, her looks. Mystery Friend is often far less good-looking than the original friend, usually fat, and always desperate.

Mike: Yo! I got Porschia to hang out tonight and she said she'll bring a friend for you!
Jon: Nice! Is she hot?
Mike: No clue.

Jon: Oh great, a Mystery Friend...
Mike: Just plan on the Mystery Friend being a 4 and hopefully you won't be disappointed when you see her.

by FlowJo February 28, 2017

red mystery

Girls waking up in the middle of the night to find her panties soak with blood from her period. She goes on to eat it

OMG. Mary had a red mystery last night

by knighttroller January 8, 2015

mystery wedgie

when friends hold u down and give u a wedgie also put mysterious items down the front.

I was on the beach when my friends came and gave me a mystery wedgie in my speedo. They put down a crab which pinched, seaweed, sand, and food for seagulls. the animals were bighting and pinching. it hert sooooo bad.

by hotty July 29, 2008