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Perez Mouse

The act of cutting a mouse, or any rodent, in half and gutting it, then putting the skin on the head of your penis and analing a person with it.
I gave Hailey a Perez Mouse for her first time yesterday, and she loved it.
by RU55IAN December 22, 2010
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Mouse-Girl

Urban myth, A small, dirt-faced, caucasian female residing in Blackrock, Dublin area near dumpsters and DART stations. It is rumoured to cary caffiene in it's veins instead of blood. Estimated heartbeat of 190bpm, sighted around arty coffee shops hanging off the shoulder of home-made-cigarette-smoking wanabes. Collects multicoloured scarves and hats.
Mouse-Girl: Heyguysifoundsomemorescarvesyouwannamakeascififilmicanbethehotgirlificleanthedirtoffamyface!
/High-Pitched
by jdi May 9, 2004
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A White Mouse

The name for a man that is not mentally well and finds himself caught by a crazy narcissist bitch type women, and has complete mental control over him. Usually with the vagina as the ever present prize as he's carrot. Constantly that being the distraction he never realizes that he has become "A White Mouse" in his life. Like a mouse, he is trapped in a maze with sex replaced as the scent of peanut butter and a woman that changes her walls and plays tricks on him so he. Constantly fucking with the poor bastard.
John -Yo bro you see that chick?

Ned- Yeah she don't want a man unless he's 'a white mouse'. She's crazy like that, wants complete control over her men and everything.
John-Dame! Something must of happened to her when she was young to be like that. That's not normal.
Ned- The bitch is crazy!
John-Dame!
by White Mouse January 4, 2019
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mouse creep

The unexplainable phenomenon of your mouse cursor moving on your monitor while the mouse is not physically moving.
Damn unomar! This wireless mouse has tons of mouse creep!
by phrac April 2, 2009
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mouse trap

A mouse trap is the pro-female version of the donkey punch. While the female is on her back the male is standing and penetrating. When the female nears orgasm she punches the male in the eye causing him to pull his upper body back and yell "WTF bitch!", but also causing him to thrust his pelvis forward for maximum penetration. A donkey punch and mouse trap may be possible simultaneously, but is purely theoretical at this point.
"How'd I get this sweet black eye?", you say. Well Kelly caught me in the mouse trap last night.
by cidue May 17, 2008
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mouse on the moon

Cock and balls are placed behind the legs, hence your mouse in on your moon. An advanced flashing/mooning/BA hanging technique.
Instead of hanging a BA at the busload of schoolgirls Travis deciced to give them the patented mouse on the moon.
by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005
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Mickey Mouse

"I'm Mickey Mouse and I'm gonna eat your children."
by tajmahal August 25, 2008
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