Skip to main content

Mountain Blowski

When a girl brings a man a Mountain Dew, and then proceeds to perform oral sex on him.
Steve: So how'd it go last night with that foreign chick?

John: Well she took me back to her place and gave me a Mountain Blowski.
by Ctrl_Alt_D31337 May 23, 2011
mugGet the Mountain Blowskimug.

Mountain Flower

Kurdish girl's sex organs. Kurds come from the mountains and a vulva and vagina look like a flower.
Kiss my juicy and hairy mountain flower
by Nice to meat you November 24, 2020
mugGet the Mountain Flowermug.

Mountain Home

A ghetto town in Southwest Idaho. Despite its name, Mountain Home is not located in the mountains at all. It is located in the middle of the Idaho desert where there is nothing but Mormons and Mennonites. The population consists of two kind of people; Farmers and Airmen. The only reason this town still exists is because of the local Air Force Base or else it would be just a bunch of old ugly farmers. Is often referred to as a "trap" because anyone that lives here doesn't end up moving for another ten years.
I have to live in Mountain Home because my dad is in the Air Force and now I have to stay here for the rest of my life.
by parkourkid15 August 4, 2008
mugGet the Mountain Homemug.

mountain man

to let go of ones physical appearance (large beard, dirty hair, horrible hygene) Usually during a state of depression, or extreme laziness.

generally applies to males.
Joe: "man,Dave's been real upset lately."

Jack: "yeah i think hes gonna pull a mountain man"
by Slagatron January 2, 2009
mugGet the mountain manmug.

Blue Mountain

Scary logo from Paramount used from 1975-87. The music was composed by Lalo Schifrin (1932-) from 1975-76 & 1978-87 & by Jerry Goldsmith (1929-2004) from 1976-78.
The Blue Mountain is at the end of Happy Days on WGN.
by Josh November 20, 2004
mugGet the Blue Mountainmug.

Gator Mountains

The bulges portruding from an athletic coach's pants. On special occasions, the bulges are numerous and very noticeable.
Coach Jones' Gator Mountains looked like a giant camel toe.
by HamptonT July 3, 2006
mugGet the Gator Mountainsmug.

Mountain Top

When a man ejaculates and the tip of his penis is covered in seamen, thus looking like a mountain top
Dude, she gave me a mountain top.
by Morado Matt June 19, 2010
mugGet the Mountain Topmug.

Share this definition