Post mortem poop

a short time after someone dies if they didn't poop just before they poop on themselves. that is called a post mortem poop.

that body just took a post mortem poop.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009

Montee

Lips of an enormous size. Talk about the full montee.

I was making out with this guy but his lips were Montee-sized and it scared the crap out of me. Thought he would suck my head off.

by Butt Tuck August 23, 2006

moated

Frustrated and pissed off over minute things. See also: butt sore

Dude, don't get all moated about it.

by The Cobra January 17, 2005

Monte Kano

Gets easily frustraded and inpatient.
Really cool and hawt!
Gets VERY annoyed with smart asses and doesn't like assholes.

<%Monte_Kano> ...
* %Monte_Kano feels like jumping off a cliff
* @Numerical saves Monte_Kano
<%Monte_Kano> ok

by Monte_Kano September 11, 2004

denis morten

Denis Morten is a faggot and has a really short dick. all people hate him and he is a faggot

Denis Morten has a tiny dick and isn´t allowed to play GTA5

by The-P-Man January 2, 2017

Evne Morten

En der ikke fatter noget

Du er bare en Evne Morten

by Kongen_ham_selv January 13, 2022

Moetea

An ancient tribe once roamed Africa named the "Moetea". However rare, it is without doubt you will find a member of this tribe in the most common of places, a restaurant, right here in the U.S.

Easy to spot, they are usually carrying such an important item like tea. If you are a tea drinker than you surely have come across one, when they lean over and ax you "Moetea?"

by BRP October 8, 2005