mortal kombat birth

A rare incident where the midwife must reach in and pull out the baby.

We thought a c section was too dangerous and painful, so we decided to do a Mortal Kombat Birth.

by AniProBear November 12, 2019

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mortadelo

A prank pulled on someone while sleeping where you put your testicles on their forehead to make your penis look as a comically large nose.
This prank is based on the character Mortadelo from the popular spanish comic books “Mortadelo y Filemon” Where he has a phallic shape.

Person 1: im gonna pull a mortadelo on him tonight

Person 2 : make sore to send me a pic later

by Hammy Slammy August 21, 2020

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Mortatha

When you meet a lady for the first time and she is larger than expected.

"How did that date go the other night?"
"Okay, she had a nice heart but was a bit of a mortatha"

by Mortatha December 10, 2020

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Mortta

Mortta A Fake One. This person likes men ( homosexual ). This type of person is never the Realest one in the room. They are a fat neek. This type of person also is interested in third-wheeling 24/7.

how shit thats a MORTTA... Why won't they just leave me alone. Fakest one ever tbh...

by ILoveMilfs6969urmom February 27, 2022

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morton west

ghetto ass 5 day daycare with hella Cicero baddies hooked up with bowl cut sagging ass Edgars thinking they g'd up. they also got a soccer team with them varsity niggas probably related to Maradona or sum shi. the secret passageways also constantly smell like hot pussy due to the fact that all the sneaky links finger each other there.

"look at him he goes to Morton west"

" that nigga prolly named Jose and his IG user prolly (NoLimitJose) or sum shi"

by melapelannnnn May 19, 2022

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