mompliment

When your mom, someone else's mom, or a mom-type says something strange to you that is on some level flattering and is said with the intention of being so.

Person #1: best compliment of the day was between yours and my mom telling me that I smell good, like Eggo waffle perfume?
Person #2: that's such a lovely mompliment!

by taycolez October 17, 2011

Mompire

Fans of the Twilight series who are moms in their 30's & 40's; soccer moms with a vampire crush

Did you see those mompires pull up in the minivan for the midnight showing of New Moon?

by sissnyder March 4, 2012

Moop

A slang term for a footjob, followed by kisses to the penis.

Xavier: Are your feet flexible? And are your lips soft?

Cherry: Why, yes. Gymnastics was my thing a few years ago, so they had to be flexible. I use lip balm, so my lips are pretty soft...

Xavier: Perfect. You. Moop. Now.

by Cherry McGhetto May 17, 2012

mompetitor

a mom who ascribes to be perfect and better in every way then the other mothers she encounters in her community- and who constantly preaches her parenting methodology to other moms to the extent that it is obvious their validation comes from convincing themselves they are doing a good job at childrearing

you are at the playground with your kids. a casual chat begins between you and another mom. she asks you if your two year old is potty trained- when you reply your child i still in diapers, the mompetitor in her becomes apparent when she tells you how she toilet trained her kid at six months and a seal just died because of how much space your kid's butt is taking up in landfills.

by jbestica December 15, 2012

moomjean

Noun.

To be labeled clinically insane. To think you are above all.

Why did you do that?

No idea. I'm just a Moomjean.

by Jacky jack November 29, 2013

mompliment

When a perfect stranger offers a compliment on your MAD parenting skills.

You brought play-doh for the kids to use while waiting for their kids meal at a restaurant? THAT'S GENIUS! Other people bring iPads that get broken or drowned in chocolate milk!

Wow... thanks for the mompliment!

by GScratch August 18, 2014

Moop

A derpy or uncool loser that is usually very unattractive.

The junior high is filled with moops.

by Bananarama R. April 9, 2015