mission mode

An extreme sense of task orientation that causes a person (usually male) to focus exclusively on the job at hand at the expense of social graces and pleasantries.

My wife: "I know we're going on a long trip... But we're packed now so you can at least smile. No need to be in mission mode all the time!"

by Mission man July 5, 2014

mage mode

That moment after you're done fapping when you evaluate life and become one with the wisdom of the cosmos.

Whoa man, I thought of a cure for world hunger during my nightly mage mode.

by Sableheart March 31, 2015

pigeon mode

When baser instincts kick while blackout drunk and somehow manage to find your way home. Against all odds.

Damn dude, I was so blacked out last night I have no idea how i got home last night. Gotta love pigeon mode.

by LordCoitus July 12, 2016

no burrito mode

When you have no burrito and you are sad

"I have no money...I'm in no burrito mode"

by Burritolover202 November 28, 2016

Sleep Mode

When you have nothing really important to do, so you temporarily shut down your brain and daydream, a bit like a computer.

Brian: What's wrong?
Zach: Ugh, Will was totally in sleep mode during my presentation. IT WAS IMPORTANT!
Brian: LOL.
Zach: Shut up, you dick.

by definebird August 8, 2017

Monday Mode

The mindset of a middle-schooler (or anyone, really) on a Monday (A.K.A. dead inside) Usually is apparent when someone says something stupid on a Monday.

"Sorry, I'm in Monday Mode."

by nagoL52105 January 7, 2019

Standby Mode

The unspeaking, unable to function state of someone after taking a shit load of drugs.

Derived from computer lingo. When in Standby mode there is still power but the computer is not functioning. This is similar to the high as fuck brain.

What’s wrong with your man?

Don’t mind him...he’s gone into standby mode!

by Vivalamel February 19, 2019