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Mission:16

Underground group taking over the underground scene. Currently consist of: The Beast, Steevy D, and Endo.
mission:16 can be found on myspace and facebook
by Jenny Boz April 13, 2010
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Urban Missionary

A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang.
I was pushin rope with wifey, Urban Missionary style.
She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.
She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"
Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.
by the Little Kid June 3, 2006
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Twat Missionary

One who partakes in a furry helmet
Hot dog! I never knew Charles was such a twat missionary
by Rusty Trombone April 7, 2006
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Mission LaCoste

When you go to da club and intentionally are way too much of a gentlemen to random ladies you meet.(eg. Escorting your random woman/biatch to the toilet and dancfloor, holding her hair back as she pukes, and asking for phone number at the end of first grind)

What the creepers mission is= a Mission LaCoste
HaHa Man you just totally pulled a mission Lacoste.
by Kat Jordan October 14, 2007
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Missionary's Elbow

A condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.
"Hey Mark, did you see Steve? He's got some nasty Missionary's Elbow."

"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."

Both - "Sweet"

Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"
by bullernub January 5, 2011
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MISSION MAN

He was a MISSION Man. Meaning he was a man with a mission. He was on a mission to sell drugs. He was a dealer in drugs. He was on a MISSION to spread the word. People who did drugs were not evil, and could "do drugs" with out being evil, or being the devil if you gave drugs ro sold drugs to other people
Crazy Jannie and her MISSION man were back in the ally trading hands
by Old Man Parker December 12, 2021
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ditch mission

A mission in which you have to seek out an individual, beat the shit out of them, interrogate them until they talk, then ditch them in the desert when you're done. Only an expert can pull this off... >.>
Eddie: Someone's following us

Van Halen: Careful, it might be a ditch mission. We better go into hiding. I'll never talk and my car was impounded because I ran over an old lady, so we'd be fucked.
by Justin Hussey April 29, 2008
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