microwangus

the smallest fucking penis geneticly possible. The only way to obtain one is to play fortnite.

when i see someone playing fortnite, i start to feel my balls shrivel up into a microwangus.

by GaYmOnTaUgE February 13, 2019

microfame

Microfame is when a person gets some/a lot of attention, but isn't quite famous yet.

This is what microfame is like.
Microfame is a small version of fame.
Microfame can eventually lead to fame.

by Some random person XD February 2, 2020

microwv

very awesome person on tiktok that I love alot

"did you see that new gay person on tiktok named microwv? yeah xe uploaded a new video"

by gaymika June 20, 2021

Micrhoewave

If you have a micrhoewave as a friend, consider yourself a lucky son of a female dog. This person is a legend 9 times out of 10 and one of the kindest and realest people you meet. This person is impossible to make angry, they'll just laugh at you and make you angry at yourself.

"This micrhoewave is not a hoe"

by Microhello guy November 12, 2021

microoowave

a sussy microwave

I swear i'm not the impostor, I saw microoowave vent!

by ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ June 13, 2022

Microslave

A person who is duped or coerced into using Microsoft software.

Millions of Microslaves could win their freedom if they'd just get a Mac.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

macro-microwaving

Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.

Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013