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melted cheesus

a picture of jesus made out of melted cheese. usually on toast or if your crazy, crackers!
girl: WOW you made a meted cheesus!

boy: You got so much foudation on girl, you look loike a melted cheesus.
by toast <3 x May 31, 2011
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manterbating

(verb) when a female actively checks out a male or multiple males in order to achieve a pleasurable sensation and/or an eyegasm.
Nikki and Winnie are sitting in the mall and Winnie spots a very attractive male specimen.

(Nikki says to Winnie)

DUDE! are you manterbating right now?!
by Nniuq and Elocin August 13, 2011
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melted vanilla cone

When jerking or being jerked off you lie on your back and ejaculate straight up...the load comes down all over the tip and hand thus looking like a melted ice cream cone
My spooge went and came down in warm gooey mess...finger licking good...she said it was like a melted vanilla cone
by cykofiend February 27, 2014
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Mantecon

HUGE slut. Wears red lipstick a lot and drinks out of phallic shaped things BECAUSE SHE CAN.
. . .
Also, has nice eyes and a beautiful heart.
"Whoa, dude you look WRECKED"
"Yeah, totally having a mantecon day"
by buttkisser3000 June 22, 2014
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Mantequila

The male version of a butter face. Derived from the Spanish word for butter. Also works as man tequila, inferring that one will need some tequila before for the unattractiveness of a male can be overlooked.
I just got hit on by a mantequila, I'm gonna need about four shots before I can take his ugly ass home.
by Sticky Sheets January 20, 2015
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meated

To get badly injured or hurt. This term is commonly used by downhill skateboarders or longboarders as some might say to describe a crash.
Dude did you see that video of me getting meated going way too fast in that corner?
by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016
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Mantelopes

Kid: is that a woman?
Dad: no it's Phil Mickelson
Kid: oh, those are mantelopes
by OhSoThaddy April 17, 2016
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