Mental wizard

When a person thinks they have a clue but actually have no clue at all...

Everytime i tell her a joke , i have to explain it to her. She is such a mental wizard

by LS1power July 25, 2016

mental hiccup

basically a brain fart

I was trying to explain my work but could't because I had a mental hiccup

by pedocycle November 28, 2018

Mental Felony

1.Thinking about sex with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). You think about it, but never act upon it.

2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...

(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)

Example 1:

"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."

Example 2:

Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."

by Sonic Reducer August 22, 2011

Hood mentality

Will Flack

Ross: will struts around with his hood mentality thinking he's got a better apprenticeship than me

by Rossykins69 April 15, 2022

Hiroshima Mentality

When you get into a situation where mutually-assured destructive behaviour is the only option. Superior to reckless.

“Dam bro… what’s gotten into you?”
“I dunno fam I think I got that Hiroshima mentality taking control”

by Joebama Biden August 17, 2023

Mentally Conservative

The gentleman's way of saying the word retarded. Usually used when someone wishes to insult someone with a touch of class.

Person A: Oh wow she's fucking retarded.
Person B: Mentally conservative.
Person A: Oh, my mistake. Wow she's fucking mentally conservative.
Person B: Good show.

by pbnjp January 2, 2012

mental brick

Any thought that hits the person's brain with such impact it feels as if he/she has been struck by a brick being thrown at them. These can come as single bricks, dump trucks full of bricks, or brick roads depending on the meaningfullness or amount of thought that goes into it.

Ohhhh man that was a huge brick.
What was it?
I just thought about how I was feeling the first day I fell for you.

Note: you just say brick, not mental brick, it is assumed when you explain the thought that it is a mental brick.

by Jake Who? February 7, 2009