The best and hardest MC in the universe.
His bars have so much fire in their lyrical content and delivery that every microphone he’s ever held has melted and multiple P.A’s have been incinerated.
Fortunately for the managements sake the venues he’s booked at usually survive. This is because the flames are swiftly extinguished by the dripping undercrackers of a sea of star struck screaming fan girls who pack out every dance floor he stands before.
It is well documented that the end result of him touring his first ever E.P was 17 major accounts of arson so unfortunately not all where so lucky.
During an interview The Prodigy once even explained that he was the sole inspiration behind their hit track ‘Firestarter’ and it was a tribute to his amazing career and talent.
At age 5 he wrote and performed his first track which was so quick it still makes Eminem’s ‘Rap God’ (another tribute) and Ocean Wisdoms ‘Walkin’ sound like they are being recited by an elderly man with a stutter who’s just injested his own body weight in ketamine, diazepam and Xanax.
His bars have so much fire in their lyrical content and delivery that every microphone he’s ever held has melted and multiple P.A’s have been incinerated.
Fortunately for the managements sake the venues he’s booked at usually survive. This is because the flames are swiftly extinguished by the dripping undercrackers of a sea of star struck screaming fan girls who pack out every dance floor he stands before.
It is well documented that the end result of him touring his first ever E.P was 17 major accounts of arson so unfortunately not all where so lucky.
During an interview The Prodigy once even explained that he was the sole inspiration behind their hit track ‘Firestarter’ and it was a tribute to his amazing career and talent.
At age 5 he wrote and performed his first track which was so quick it still makes Eminem’s ‘Rap God’ (another tribute) and Ocean Wisdoms ‘Walkin’ sound like they are being recited by an elderly man with a stutter who’s just injested his own body weight in ketamine, diazepam and Xanax.
Yo did you hear MC Kontribe is headlining the festival this weekend?!
That makes packing for it easier, all we’ll need is some flame retardant raving garms and our surfboards so we can ride over the Punani Tsunami to front left!
That makes packing for it easier, all we’ll need is some flame retardant raving garms and our surfboards so we can ride over the Punani Tsunami to front left!
by OuttaWangolian April 03, 2021
A splatoon character that is a rapper and has a bff octoling named Marina the two together make Off The Hook, Pearl is a inkling
by PurrMeow!! September 24, 2020
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by DaNkYmAn June 14, 2018
Getting a Mc Donald’s worker to put there hand down your pants and tickle your balls. Commonly written at the bottom of menus in fine print for 6.99
Doug went to Mc Donald’s and ordered a Mc Diddle after paying 6.99 he pulled around back where a Mc Employee Mc Diddle him. Ba Da Bop Ba I’m Lovin It.
by Poop poop 69 August 24, 2021
Some tool that works at mcdonalds and messes up your order, even though you asked them if they got it right.
Tom: I'll have a filet of fish please.
Mc-artard: Okay i got that.
Tom: A Filet of fish right?
Mc-artard: Yep, please drive up to next window.
(At home or in driveway)
Tom: What the hell? I got a Double Cheeseburger! D:<
Mc-artard: Okay i got that.
Tom: A Filet of fish right?
Mc-artard: Yep, please drive up to next window.
(At home or in driveway)
Tom: What the hell? I got a Double Cheeseburger! D:<
by Ronald Mc-Donald June 01, 2009
MC Kritical is a British Rapper singer/songwriter from the UK who has currently got 2 songs "Legend (Freestyle)" and "Call My Phone" he released "Legend (Freestyle) in July 2023 on Soundcloud and released "Call My Phone" the following month in August on all streaming platforms witch became popular really quickly witch got over 100,00 Spotify steams in the first week !
by MC Kritical September 16, 2023