Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...

Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...

by anonymous121820 November 2, 2021

Mariah Carey

Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr

Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull

by NotsocooldudenamedDanny November 13, 2021

Mariah

Literally the hottest person you would ever meet they are loving caring loyal and would treat you amazing.

Mariah is the best gf ever

by coolestpeople69 November 20, 2021

Mariah Carey

Ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding… BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM BA

Mariah Carey- All I want for Christmas is you

by wvalenti12 November 21, 2021

Mariah

The love of mehh life

I'm in love with Mariah

by Arandomniggerwithaglock. November 22, 2021

Mariah

Mariah is a very pretty, nice, stupid, funny, loving, and sometimes caring person. A Mariah has big boobs.. Mariah probably had a lot of boys trying to text her but she only loves one person. Mariah is loyal and very honest in relationships.

Yo is that Mariah look at her boobs 😩

I need a girlfriend like Mariah

by De3z_nuTz November 22, 2021

Mariah

Rich & Pretty ! Phattest gorilla grip you'll ever see if ur lucky. Making niggas pockets go inside out and about with just a smile and a hair flip. This girl has it all.

Get you a Mariah.

by notmariah November 22, 2021