MacGyver

When in time of need and no condom can be found, the ability to improvise a condom out of available materials.

My boy steve was about to fuck this bitch but he didn't have a condom so he pulled a MacGyver and used the saran wrap from his sandwitch, a paper clip, rubberband, and krazy glue to make one.

by Imoja, max.biatch, and yung city bandit August 8, 2004

macobi

a nickname for a person who makes themself look dumb all the time on accident and on perpose

that kid is such a macobi

by cov3r3dinbl00d October 20, 2008

Maccy

huge, great, the best, etc. also used like bare

'i hit a maccy goal'

by Stephanie Tooley December 12, 2008

macoroni

Shit made my Kraft, as a substitute for food. -Found at acme-

I oped the box of macoroni and cooked that shit.

by loserloo April 26, 2006

macon

a douche bag aka someone who is a piece of shit. they normally resemble fat ass cheeks.

Katie: Did you see that boy run by?
Courtney: Yeah, he was a real macon, gross.

by PumpKinSpiCe October 1, 2007

Douche MacGyver

A word used to describe a douche-like person, who also looks like he regularly watches Macgyver

Person 1 "That guy over there who's breaking the veinding machine is a douche MacGyver."

Person 2 "Actually, he's not breaking the vending machine, he's raping it."

Person 1 "How the hell do you rape a vending machine?"

Person 2 "The coin slot"

by MikeB30 December 14, 2008

Macy

A dirty slut who in her free time catfishes gay males on facebook because she is a bitch. Her hobbies include dine n' dashing and shitting in the model shoes at target.

Macy, please stop hitting on my blind grandma.....

by TheMcDouche November 12, 2016