loose legend

Someone chatting shit after a taxi ride. Usually quite intoxicated

I’m a loose legend

by Looselegend November 12, 2018

Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.

Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”

by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021

loose chick

i'm not wearing any underwear

lorelai: help me look for my loose chick
luke: oh you really do have a loose chick

by doolzo July 14, 2022

Loosing a nuke

When you crimp off a turd that could destroy a city

"Marjorie, what's that smell and where has the west wing gone?"

"Oh, Quentin it was terrible! Reginald has been in the lavatory, loosing a nuke!"

by Mostly_made_up June 3, 2017

Loose necropheliac

A loose necropheliac prefers to blow-dry and stretch with lube the labial majora of an inpatient at a morgue preferably after closing.

I couldn't invite Herman to the holiday party because everyone suspects he is a loose necropheliac.

by Wet toot November 27, 2017

Loose change

Adj.— something that’s wild, crazy, or unexpected

Did you hear everyone saying that Jacob cheated on Ally?

Yeah, that’s totally loose change

by Alittleunwell January 21, 2023

Loose Lippen

the femal version of "free ballin"
not wearing any underwear thongs panties etc..

she has no underwaer on at all!! shes loose lippen

by wilberttr4 November 3, 2008