dick locker 

Someone who always has dicks inside them. They hold them like a locker
For example "Ben is such a dick locker. I heard he always takes the sausage,"

"Ben is such a dick locker. I heard he always takes the sausage,"

dick locker by Nobodybutme May 14, 2015

dutch locker 

When you fart in someone else's locker before they open it.

I see that they gave Cindy the old Dutch Locker since she puked in her locker again!

dutch locker by Fastford48 February 22, 2017

Gym locker Yogurt 

When your locker neighbor in gym class decides to spank the monkey and forget to throw away the object he cleaned himself with and leaves it in his gym locker. Over time it will begin to yellow and culture until it resembles yoplait Greek yogurt

Brad’s jizz napkin was never cleaned so now there is a culture of gym locker yogurt in his gym locker.

Gym locker Yogurt by Nikhil Kumaran May 15, 2019

Carrying my locker. 

The act of carrying all your books in your bookbag instead of switching them into your locker to save time in between classes. This can also be used to make sure you don't forget a book.

John: Woah! Dude what are you doing with all those books?

Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.

John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?

Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?

Carrying my locker. by Al Nunya October 13, 2009

i think i looked cute wbu

when you feel insecure about your physical appearance so you say that you look cute to make u feel confident, but all you want is just for people to compliment you

hey look at this picture of me in this outfit, i think i looked cute wbu *nervous laugh*

i think i looked cute wbu by rziaaaa November 9, 2018

she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome 

When one uses either facebook or myspace to look at people or try to meet people and they see the picture of a good looking person. Once they meet up the one that thought the person on myspace or facebook was good looking, find out that that person is infected with "She/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome".

guy1:hey, dude... i met this girl on myspace and she looks hot.
guy2:yeah.... i've seen her and she has the she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome.
guy1:shit...

she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome by Robin Andersen April 1, 2008

locker box 

to fight someone with a hockey helmet and gloves

person 1:Did u see tim locker box T?
person 2:Yea tim got his ass beat
person 1: Damn T's a blonde beast

locker box by Jewsus (thanks zach) February 3, 2008