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lightning slut

A typical adult woman of the 'slutty' variety, however her sexual encounters are over in such a short time that they have been called "lightning fast". Not to be confused with lightning bug, because their rear ends rarely glow. This is a unique strategy for the experienced slut, as it allows her to have many more suitors in a short amount of time, therefore leveling up her experience as quickly as possible. However, it is not always intentional. Some lightning sluts have enough sex to be called a slut, but they are just bad at sex.
"I thought her experience would make her good, but she was totally a lightning slut, and for some reason her butt was glowing"
by Nayr Yarg June 12, 2014
mugGet the lightning slutmug.

Lightning McClean

A really cute shift but not better than Percabeth or solAngelo
Person 1: lightning Mcclean is really cute
Person 2: yes but it’s not the best
by SeveNiSBAd September 1, 2021
mugGet the Lightning McCleanmug.

Light Lightning

I modern goth twist that's played in clubs
Allow me to play my Light Lightning playlist for you.
by TJGH May 15, 2025
mugGet the Light Lightningmug.

lightning fingers

Using your fingers in a very fast motion to bring a woman to orgasm and make her squirt
I used lightning fingers to make Samantha squirt all over my hand.
by TommyGunn69 October 1, 2017
mugGet the lightning fingersmug.

lightning mcqueen

The biggest of cars l. he rides around a track and thinks his life is a highway. he is the speediest of speed l. HE. IS. SPEED.
during my test i really wish i could have had a lightning mcqueen
by jenterperfohee February 5, 2023
mugGet the lightning mcqueenmug.

Lightning In A Bottle

When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.
Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.

Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024
mugGet the Lightning In A Bottlemug.

Lettuce lightning

Lettuce lightning, typed in as 🥬⚡️ Is the official anti-proship symbol.

This is because it is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖 which is the official proship symbol.
“Hey, you have lettuce lightning in your bio, what does that mean?”
Dumbass bitch, read the definition above.”
“Oh.
mugGet the Lettuce lightningmug.

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