laoreet

a football

A:footabll is laoreet

by kionchan123 May 13, 2024

Labor digger

When a male person only wants a female partner for the housecleaning, cooking, and other free labor he is too broke to hire on the open market. Usually unemployed and incel, has an overinflated valuation of the minimal effort he brings to the household.

That broke labor digger hasn't tried looking for a job.

by SilverKnight June 24, 2024

laborious

large, hefty, big-boned, lots of volume

he looked very laborious at thanksgiving

by gyatttrrrizzz November 28, 2024

laborious

big boned, hefty, large

He looked very laborious in that bikini.

by gyatttrrrizzz November 30, 2024

lagortatumortationagotherionism

The act of ripping apart a black man limb from limb, having a registered priest rub the black mens guts over the genitals of the other men at the sermon.
This is a requirement in the act of Moon Gooning, only if one could not attain elk blood.

And now we shall start the lagortatumortationagotherionism! Please drop thine pants.

by IrishGareBear January 19, 2025

Labor daugh

when your john pappy slips you a sticky paper with dirt and you smoke it on labor day and walk around dressed as a break dancing naked pigeon while also being very suspicious of the line of brown midgets following you that you have no idea where they came from even though really you have just been shitting a dotted line on the ground as you walked around because the evaporated tree baby was almost definitely laced with laxatives.

Sum guy: "Liggin cats, I mean what the fuck are you doing break dancing and shitting at the same time dude? I didn't even know that was possible"

the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

LACORP

low achieving (adult) child of rich parents

dude, Chris is such a lacorp he can't seem to figure out how to become self sufficient!

by Ryan Saa March 31, 2025