Lance

A weapon used in the medieval times, also use for thrusting it inside ur opponent's ass

I just shoved a lance inside ur ass.

by Lucy's Loli March 19, 2020

Lance

Lance is the cool-ninja-sharpshooter who wont accept his feelings for a certain emo with a mullet. He also feels as if he is not worth being a part of voltron but the same emo (What??) Who tells him he is worth it. Seriously why tf aren't they dating...

(The emo is keith... Y'all already know)

"Lance I don't have time for this"
"Hey look keith's back!"

by Pinkk_3[PS] March 26, 2020

Lance Lemus

He’s gay and never denies it

Hey look it’s our gay friend lance lemus

by TOOSBOY October 29, 2020

Lander

Someone that is created in drawings and isn't real and is made by the person who wrote this. Lander is a mischievous man, often partaking in a small amount of trolling and maybe getting into intense fights. He wears a mask to hide some scars, and the mask makes him look angry all the time. He is also a speed runner and loves horror games.

Person: "so, who is he and what does he like to do??"
Me: "it's lander and he is very mischievous and loves games"
Person: "wish I knew someone like that"

by Lander,themultipersonalityman February 18, 2022

Carter Lance

technically he is weird, annoying but once you get to know him you will most likely be his friend and a good friend he will cheer you up when you are depressed when you are sad. he will be your best friend.

carter lance is annoying, carter lance is weird

by SCP definition uploader April 16, 2017

ass lander

Ass Lander is someone who always lands on their ass when they fall down.

Kim tripped and fell but did not get hurt because she is an ass lander.

by Whosit606 September 1, 2019

Jonas From Lander Lube

To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.

Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.

by The Cadd-ie Girl April 29, 2009