Lana Sparks is the most talented musician singer songwriter in Seattle. She is madly inlove with her husband Cylis Deluna. Don’t fuck with her. She slays on stage and is fucking beautiful. She’s the Queen of this town.
by Inspire555 August 1, 2022
Get the Lana Sparks mug.Lana is the best person you will ever meet and you are lucky to be best friends with her. She is so sweet, silly (goofy ahhh), LITERALLY STUNNING don't even doubt it, and I will miss her so much I never want her to leave me. She will hate me for this but she once stayed after school 30 minutes to wait for me so we could walk home together. There are so many more examples like that that just show how kind, and real of a person she is. She makes me feel so happy when I'm sad and I love staying up until 3 am wtching NP together. Love you lana and ill never forget youuuuuu <333333
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Ashley: OMG do u know that girl?? I HATE HER
Joyce: Don't say that, she's Lana
*few moments later
Ashley: Lana, my love, will you marry me??
Joyce: Don't say that, she's Lana
*few moments later
Ashley: Lana, my love, will you marry me??
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Stranger: Her, your name is Lana.. Right?
Lana: Uhh... I think. I mean.. Yeah.
Stranger has now ran away.
Lana: Uhh... I think. I mean.. Yeah.
Stranger has now ran away.
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