Laping

Word on the street is if you urinate on the MTA third rail with a steady stream it will shock your penis, similar action to Loaking.

"Man I'm So Bored"
"have you ever tried laping? lets go to the subway tracks right now."

by stevenmaru May 9, 2025

Lampent

A Ghost- and Fire-type Pokémon from the Unova region (Generation V).
It evolves from Litwick at Level 41
It evolves into Chandelure when given a Dusk Stone.
It is nicknamed the Lamp Pokémon.

When you give a Lampent a Dusk Stone, it will evolve into a Chandelure!

by CJ Pixolotl June 17, 2025

lymping

a lewd onanistic act of massaging your gooch with your three fingers (pointer, middle and index; usually with emphasis on the middle one) while keeping your thumb and pinky wrapped around the base of your cock for stimuli

p1: "dude, i'm too lazy to clean up to finger myself"
p2: "just lymp, bro! lymping is peak"

p1: "dude ive been lymping while looking at photos of this dude for 3 hours now"
p2: "can't even blame you, he's hot"

by manh00dgone June 22, 2025

Lapping

When a dog repeatedly licks or licks at an object.

Dusty was just lapping at the water

by The dog down the street July 9, 2025

Lamington

The word my bro said while reading Lamenting

"...and some did neither but stood about *lamenting* (lamington)"

by PluckerTucker50 September 14, 2025

Limping my piece

When another entity, situation, or object brings the value of a situation down

“Missing that parlay is limping my piece”
“Dude, this rain is really limping my piece”

Used in exchange for: ruining the day, raining on my parade, hurting the vibe

by McRizzler September 15, 2025

Laminating

To enter a state of profound contemplation or engage in layered introspection thinking: To ponder deeply, often with emotional and philosophical complexity.

The man was laminating on his research work assignment.

by Always laminating October 6, 2025